1. nopantsrevolution:

    danglingthpider:

    phlynn:

    please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

    please

    stop

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  3. troq:

    songofages:

    schazam:

    Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

    She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

    One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

    Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

    The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

    Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

    “Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

    This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

    Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

    And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

    Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

    I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

    It’s also interesting to note that one of her descendents feels so bad about what his ancestor did that he donates blood as often as humanly possible.

     glorifying a serial killer because she’s a woman smh y’all need jesus

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  4. artisjustfrozenmusic:

    feralblonde:

    thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    get some duct tape & fix that attitude

    Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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  5. thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

    modifiedmermaid:

    freemindfreebody:

    swift-as-the-coursing-river:

    jimcavill:

    Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
    Fuck this world. 

    If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

    whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

    oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

    this woman is a fucking goddess like for real? i hate this world.

    (via janebakedbads)

     
  6. assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    imsirius:

    Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +

    One of the best LGBTQ allies around tbh.

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  7. mishasminions:

    DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

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  8. Anonymous said: when marnie was there isn't a gay chibli movie (i wish it was but its based off a pre-existing story a n d)

    bumbleshark:

    you dare come into my ask box

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    and try to dissuade me?

    take a right and leave my property

     
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  10. parisjemm:

    I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

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  11. corpseandrobert:

    roselastrider:

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    I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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    smh

    you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

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  14. jaegerrrrr:

    yknow who needs some support? aromantic people.we grow up in a society where we’re taught that being in love is the best thing in the world and falling in love and getting married and having kids is literally the only thing you should want in life. and for aromantic people, or anyone on the aromantic spectrum, that’s just really, really shitty. 

    (Source: ere-beru, via its-togami)

     
  15. radicalqueerbrownboy:

    waterar:

    what a polite child 

    Awww

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