1. queenteags:

    but what if the gigapause is 413 days long? that puts the end of the gigapause at december 3rd, 2014

    dave’s birthday

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  2. bilesandthesourwolf:

    I wanna write one of those fics that an entire fandom knows about, that shows up on everyone’s rec list, that people create artwork for.

    (via myliferevolvesaroundbuckybarnes)

     
  3. faisdm:

    toochstuck:

    tavs-kawaii-ass:

    malkatz:

    diamondsfuckingdroog:

    triptrippy:

    SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP

    YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY

    WHY ARE YOU SO MAD

    I think that’s the joke

    same with John hating his dad who does nothing but bake for and support him.

    They’re 13. They want to be angsty. They want to be independent. Their parents and general lifestyle are in the way of both things.

    But when they finally got that freedom they realized how much they missed their parents and their lifestyles. But it was too late to go back to all that, with their parents dead and their homes either in some strange place or just fucking gone completely. 

    Character development: Some people don’t realize that in order for it to work characters have to start-off flawed and imperfect.

    One of the even more impressive aspects of Homestuck is that characters don’t simply start out flawed and become better. They develop new flaws as they grow up, or their flaws evolve; they’re extremely organic and real feeling people for this reason.

    (via aiolus)

     
  4. nanodash:

    scienceyoucanlove:

    These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V

    from Science Alert

    Discuss.

    Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!

    (via saberspinner)

     

  5. youredarrenfreakingpotter:

    My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
    He said people never knew how to respond

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  6. timeswontchange:

    This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

    (Source: joshr-ss, via sofa-king-tuba)

     

  7. pamandab:

    pamandab:

    Hearing Cecil say this out loud is so amazing, I can’t even find the words to describe how happy it makes me!♥

    I just really had to have this on my blog, and having this clip also makes this a whole lot easier!

    You can listen to the entire interview here: x

    (via prostateprincess)

     

  8. ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

    achievement-hunter:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

    image

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  9. robotmango:

    gooqueen:

    every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

    ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

    lots to look forward to

    (Source: humbleanimefan, via prostateprincess)

     
  10. nakedcuddles:

    appropriately-inappropriate:

    vickiexz:

    penjolina:

    piddlebucket:

    randomstabbing:

    hilariousslut:

    aliveforalittlewhile:

    warcrimenancydrew:

    historywhore:

    warcrimenancydrew:

    do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?

    This is actually a documented thing. You always see men on the subway or tube or whatever using both armrests while women sit with their arms hunched together into their laps. That’s why I always make a point to take up at least one if not both armrests of the tube so men can be uncomfortable for once.

    ^ again, for all the people telling me posting this picture is complaining too much.

    In my college classes (and high school too) guys were always stretching, sticking fists and elbows in my face, leaning their heads back over my desk, over my work, spreading their legs out, kicking my bag with their dirty shoes. And let’s not pretend they were in other guys’ space as much as they were in women’s.

    It’s so true, this happens to me every day on the train. Same with the walking thing, women will weave out of the way whereas men just walk straight and plow down anything in their path. I always end up playing chicken with men on the sidewalk now, because I refuse to move out of their way.

    I love playing chicken with dudes who hog the sidewalk. BODY CHECK! Fucking assholes.

    “NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS!” FUCK OFF.

    “AS A MAN, I THINK THAT…” FUCK OFF.

    Men always have the same defensive bullshit to spout every time they get called out on their shit. AND IT IS BORING. They remind me of those toys where you pull a string an they have like 5 phrases they can say. Over and over and over.

    same here with playing chicken, its hilarious sometimes because they get this flash of realization in their eyes that says ‘holy shit, she’s NOT going to move/??? what do????’ because THEY ARE SO USED TO EVERYONE MOVING FOR THEM

    when i was younger my grandpa drew this on a piece of paper,

    and he asked me how i, as the red circle, would get around the two people (black circles) if i was walking down the street.

    so of course i came back with

    moving out of the way for them as i walked.

    he asked me if i thought men would do the same and, at the time, i did because i thought it was just common courtesy. but he told me that men would barrel straight through without giving a shit and that i should do the exact same. because i was the one walking and they were the ones in the way. so that’s exactly what i do.

    i find this really fascinating because this actually what defines so-called masculine and feminine traits and gestures. the whole limp-wrist thing? that’s someone decreasing the amount of space they take up by not extending their arm fully. same with crossing one’s legs, how it’s considered more masculine to swing your shoulders when you walk creating a wider gait instead of your hips, how someone who holds their elbows tightly into their torso instead of letting them fall more loosely at their sides is considered feminine.

    taking up space is not just a frequent habit of males in our culture, its actually how society thinks masculinity is supposed to be expressed.

    It’s also why you can seriously freak people out if you’re a woman by sitting back in your chair and draping your arm over the backrest of the one beside it.

    Try it.

    It’s claiming space, and more importantly, it’s powerful body language. In primates (including humans), the individual that “opens” its chest—that is, leaves it open to attack—is the most dominant of them, precisely because it shows a confidence that no one WILL attack you.

    Look at someone who’s comfortable vs someone who’s uncomfortable—the uncomfortable person will inevitably cross their arms or cover their chest to in an instinct to protect the thoracic cavity.

    So, when you want to look HELLA confident, open up your chest and make direct eye contact. It feels weird (for women!) at first, but it’s the fastest way to freak a dude out. They genuinely do not know what to do when a woman displays behaviour they recognize as confident.

    This was interesting. Literally never thought about it before. 

    (via larkoftheriver)

     

  11. freckledtrekkie:

    daddyslittlemistake:

    clockworkturnip:

    shickalenia:

    the-skinny-hero-guy:

    Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

    I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

    "wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

    "OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

    "You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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    (via sneezygoose)

     

  12. "All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."
    — 

    Shmoop (via kissfistthat)

    You’re goddamn right she did.

    (via brainstatic)

    (via curiousgeorgiana)

    (Source: vemilys, via clarinope)

     

  13. goodluckdetective:

    *knocks on your door*

    Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail. 

    Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

    It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

    Invest in bisexuality today!

    Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

    (via sneezygoose)

     
  14. kumaton:

    politicalsexkitten:

    yukaryote:

    Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

    Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

    100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

    I want to be friends with her!

    (via sylvehun)

     
     

  15. fullyactivated:

    sherlacking:

    Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

    Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

    Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

    (Source: panemwillfall, via larkoftheriver)